Brilliant!!!

"38 Year Old Man Who's Never Been To CBGB's Feels Like Part Of Him Is Gone"

GOTTA LOVE THE ONION

I've been to CBGB's
And I don't feel like part of me is gone.

"...the spirit of CBGB's will continue through the t-shirt he bought at the club's online store..."

how many of you does this describe?

:)

enjoy.
-Mikhail